Why hello there friends and other awesome people (except for you UK, you can leave now).
I am the wonderful Sealand. I may be small now but one day I will be a mighty empire that stretches all over the world. Even now there are many barons and baronesses of Sealand everywhere. You can be one too for a small fee.
Sealand is a pretty great country. I have my own currency, national anthem, even a soccer team!